Today, April 1, the Patrol Police of Kyiv shared interesting statements that were addressed by the citizens of Kyiv.

This is stated on the department's Facebook page.

"We thank all citizens for their trust, but we urge you not to abuse messages on line 102, because at this time someone may need real help. Especially during a war," the Patrol Police appealed to the capital's residents.

List of the funniest statements:

  • The applicant complains about the cat, which the neighbors in the communal apartment do not want to take from the common corridor;

  • A citizen reported that two little girls broke into his apartment and are sleeping in his closet;

  • The Kyivan wanted to write a statement that he was constantly being fooled.

    He refused to say what exactly;

  • The applicant complains that the police do not stop him and do not check him.

    He reported his whereabouts and asked to send a patrol crew;

  • The applicant is watching the birds in the sky, which, according to her, are flying in different directions in panic.

    According to this "sign", the woman assumes a threat from the sky;

  • Kiyanka asks the police for help because she cannot find her car in the parking lot of the mall;

  • A citizen complains about bright outdoor advertising in the form of a loose peacock tail;

  • A man asks a police officer to take him to jail because he has a gun with him.

    He later added to the hotline operator that it was a lighter;

  • The applicant went to the stairwell and the door to the apartment closed behind him.

    Because of this, he asks for permission to go to the point of invincibility;

  • The applicant asks the operators of line 102, did they hear the explosion 10 minutes ago?

  • A Kyivan complained about his neighbor from Haiti.

    According to him, when he is at home, the applicant's tablet does not work.

    Assumes that the neighbor somehow interferes with his work.

Earlier it was reported that the boy complained

to the law enforcement officers

that unknown persons broke into his apartment, beat him, demanded money and took a box of drugs.

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