You may laugh, you may sing the refrain of Pavel Popandov from UFO: "I'm going to get a tiny Japanese woman, everything in my home will be Hitachi", but if you see what the Japanese are doing at the Worlds, you'll stop laughing and you will understand that we did not need Musk, but the Japanese.

Like I said: just look at them, what they do and what they (don't) leave behind. 

I suspect they leave CLEANER than they welded. 

And that's exactly why I have a plan...

Now… I know there's been a lot of heat about Elon Musk in the Northwest, but Musk isn't known for giving himself away.

And the satellites that he allegedly gave to Ukraine for free, it turned out that he gave them after serious "sponsorship" from the United States government, and by stopping the "sponsorship", he threatened to stop the satellites as well (they returned the "sponsorship"). 

I read comments, but hundreds, if not thousands: Let Musk come to Northwestern Bulgaria, to help the people!

To help people, I shout to myself!

But what can help?

Come sweep in front of you?

Or to throw the garbage?

Because the Japanese will!

But Musk - no way.

He's not much for helping. 

Because the leading formulas in our country are clearly:

"someone come, fix us, help", as well as

"don't bother me" - two mantras that obviously exclude the possibility that this "someone" is one of us and are a little mutually exclusive, which definitely speaks a lot about the stable level of apathy, it seems that we have only one way out of the situation: it is true that "someone will come and fix us".

And it can't be anyone else but the Japanese.

People who obviously have some obsession with order and cleanliness and fix other people's things too.

If it's not them, it can't be anyone else.

We just have to somehow trick them into coming.

Now, one piece of information that I can 99% guarantee is true: back in the seventies, the Japanese offered to build us the Sofia Metro (no joke here!) and they offered to do it "the Japanese way" - with state-of-the-art technology , but they also wanted to give a term of over 30 years, during which any repair would be at their expense.

They wanted it to be a concession, of course, and take a percentage of the tickets.

Our cast irons from the Politburo said "no", how are we going to let the enemy punch tickets!

Let's not repeat this mistake!

Until we bring the Japanese. 

To organize some cultural mass event, sports event;

and invite the samurai soccer nationals.

Tournament, friendly matches (but more - a series, to stay longer), a tour with demonstration matches - that's what I like the most: a tour with demonstration matches, so that they can go around Bulgaria.

They stop, get off at the train station in Belogradchik, and instead of going to expensive restaurants - like that Klatifur Musk, they go "to the center".

There they do demonstration shows with a football theme and then we wish them all the best and look like this... suggestively around and nod insistently... so: it's time to go, but you know what to do before that...

They stop clapping, take out the garbage bags and start collecting.

It is clear that they will not only collect their own, they will collect everything in order.

And for Bat Tsanko Beardatia, they will collect the old summer tires from the kindergarten, and for Kaka Tsenka, the buckets of sour milk that he used to grow seedlings for tomatoes last year, and for the family, all the papers made of wafers.

Everything. 

Then – on the bus;

and on the square in the next city. 

The Japanese... the Japanese are the personification of the bg dream: for someone to come and fix us.

If we know each other's interest, we won't leave the Japanese alone until they come.

Bring him this Musk - at most he should come, have a meal, throw away his old burned-out Tesla, that is to say: make more garbage, and leave.

What is it for?

We need the Japanese. 

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