Another renovation, about which we say: "it was better that you had not done it", entered the annals of Sofia's history. 

More than 110 years ago, the masters arranged them better.

What am I saying… a group of special needs kids would have lined them up better. 

It is very funny that the company said: "

We tried a lot, we put a lot of effort into these sections

..."

Which sections?

Where is the labor thrown?

Basically?

Over the years?

At school?

Where?

Because it is not on the yellow pavers. And if it is "a lot of work and effort", why does this company deal with repairs?

Didn't Gotham's mayor, Ms. Fun-Duck, announce some kind of welfare program to help people with special needs? 

"I'm a builder..." he shouts as he taps the sand with the plastic shovel. 

"Yes, you're a builder," the mayor patted him on the head, "Take your pills now." 

The Municipality of Sofia responded to the criticism of the paving stones in front of the Parliament

Quote

"

The justification for the displaced paving stones in the repaired part is the chosen technology, writes BNT

".

Is the chosen technology not chosen by the builder? 

Didn't she think she was drawn in a lucky cup of coffee?

And he, out of nowhere, forced himself to follow her. 

Or in other words, let's translate the "explanation": "The excuse for the misplaced pavers in the repaired part is the chosen technology" translates like this: "We chose a crappy technology, got it wrong and tried the yellow pavers."

However, for 17 million leva. 

In the old tradition, there are also excuses for waiting for the rain to stop to repair it. 

"

There has been shifting of pavers in the last two or three days, which is due to the fact that on the side of the repaired area and the intersection there are pavers that have wider joints.

This allows for certain relocations, but since we expected rainy days, the builder will come in to repair them when there are three or four days of good weather, most likely from Thursday

," said Angel Jorgov, deputy mayor for construction.

Thursday?

Shouldn't we wait for Mercury to stop being retrograde?

Or spring?

Ya, summer – for sure. 

And why was an unfinished object released?

Why does it cost BGN 17 million?

for 17 million I expected to see yellow paving stones up to Plovdiv at least.

Yellow cobblestone highway.

17 million BGN... 

And also, what would this mean: "on the side of the repaired area and the intersection there are pavers that have wider joints"?

WHY?

WHY are there pavers that have wider joints?

Does the deputy mayor want to explain?

Who supervised the performance?

Who said it was a good idea to release the object?

Who will buy a new house, a new car and go on holiday to the Maldives? 

Hmm… and who will pay?

We, who.

Eh, those sweet commissions. 

Allegedly, they had to show themselves before the election, a little PR, each other, to polish their image, but... what happened! 

That's right - if you teach them that it's possible through millet, in the end they'll screw up the election campaign, and the PR work for your image will be tarnished.  

"

We tried a lot, we put a lot of effort into these sections, there are really local shifts from the braking efforts of the cars, which we will fix and try to stabilize

"...

We've heard it all from both the team and the builders of Ms. Fun-Duck over the years: the rain was our fault, the snow, the weather, everything.

And of course the standard #HubavoE, but not done. 

But now we have a new two: braking effort!

But, colleagues, why are you harassing the builders and mayors with these brakes?

You will let the cars stop by themselves, where it stops - there. 

"...

we will try to stabilize them

"... So: they don't promise, they will try, hopefully it will happen.

There's a chance.

Fifty-fifty. 

Apparently 17 million is not enough.

One hundred and seventeen were needed, then at least the paving stones would have lasted a year, not a week. 

I'm left with an unpleasant feeling, but I must be mistaken, right?

Since the renovations leave the objects worse than before, the answer to the question: "why did you do it at all?" remains only one, namely: "to absorb some money". 

But I must be mistaken, well, it's hardly that. 


Mayor of Sofia

Yordanka Fandakova

repair of repair

#HubavoE

repair of the yellow pavers