By: Ben Blushi

Nikita Savin is from Ukraine.

When the war started he came to Orikum.

He lives there in a rented villa.

- How did you come to Albania Nikita?

– First I went to Portugal,

- And then?

- I didn't like it there, I came here,

- What does Albania look like to you?

– Traditional place.

- Why does it seem traditional?

– It looks like Ukraine in the 1990s.

- Why does it look like the Ukraine of the 1990s?

- Because there is a slow development.

– Where have you seen slow development?

– People hang out in the cafe dressed in suits.

– And when people hang out in a cafe wearing a suit, the place is slow?

- Here agreements are made with a handshake.

– And this is traditional?

- This shows that reputation still has value in Albania.

- What work do you do?

– I am a software programmer.

- Why do you think this war is happening?

- It is a war between the old world and the new world.

– Who is the old world?

– The English and the Americans.

- What about the new world?

– Russia, China, India, Brazil.

- Why is the war between the two worlds taking place in Ukraine?

- It would explode somewhere, it could be India or Pakistan.

- Then why Ukraine?

- Because India and Pakistan have nuclear weapons, Ukraine does not.

- How does this war end?

- Russia is divided.

- What does it mean: Russia is divided?

- China will take Siberia, Japan will take some islands, Russia will be divided like in the time of the Soviet Union.

- What about Ukraine?

- We will survive.

- Where are you from?

– Father from Siberia, mother from Uzbekistan.

– So you are half Russian?

– Like most Ukrainians.

- How many children do you have?

- Four.

- I see only three here.

- I have these three with my first wife.

- Do you have another wife?

- Currently yes.

- Why did you break up?

- 90 percent of today's marriages end in divorce.

- Why is the second wife not with you?

- There are several reasons.

– Tell me one.

- He is in Paris with our mother and daughter.

- What about the second reason?

- I don't want my children from my first marriage to live anymore.

- Is there a third reason?

- It doesn't come without filling the house with mirrors.

– Why does he need so many mirrors?

- She is a ballerina

– Are you married to a ballerina?

- Now she is a dance teacher.

- How many kilos are you Nitika?

- 175.

- How did the ballerina get you as a husband?

- This is why I argue with my wife every day.

– What does she want?

- To go to 120 kilos.

– Can you do it?

- Five years ago I was 90 kilos.

- What about 10 years ago?

- 195.

- Do you eat so much?

- I don't get fat from food.

- How do you get fat?

- From staying at the computer and from stress.

- Do you have stress?

- Stress irritates some people, weakens some, it makes me fat.

- How can you live with this weight?

- I live.

- Do you swim?

- I swim.

- Give it to the car?

- I give.

- Can you go up to the third floor?

- Now I'm going up.

- Why are you going up?

- I will put the mirrors of the woman's gym.

- So you are putting mirrors so that the woman can be seen when she dances?

- Of course.

- Are you dancing?

- I don't like it very much.

– What if the woman asks you to dance?

- That's why I will become weak.

- How long do you have to lose weight?

- I believe a month.

- With surgery?

– Not with dance.

- Will you lose 50 kilos in one month?

- I have nothing to do, otherwise he will leave me.

- Are you going to get married again?

- I do not rule it out.

– Better to split or dance?

- What do you say?

Nikita said.

- Better to leave - I said.

- I'd rather dance - said Nikita.