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kirin pralongchoeng
July 1, 2022, 06:35 a.m.
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The story of "Giant Chaser" in a Thai fairy tale book Grandma and Grandpa told me (Reunion Publishing 3rd printing, 1993) Narrator Luang Phiphat Kurukit, Chiang Mai I have copied it many times.
This time, I intend to give a new taste. Let's combine the story of "Good lazy bastard" that my mother told me.
once a long time ago
There was a city that was regularly taken by giants to eat people.
The governor was impatient to hit the gong to find a skilled person to subdue.
ready to award a large pile of gold
Many days, no man dared to volunteer... until a drug addict addicted to marijuana.
A single large satchel walked in.
He had no weapons in his satchel.
besides marijuana
Finely chopped hemp meat, iron set, and four pairs of rice buns.
when no one with a better stalker comes in and offers himself
Desperate Mayor
agreed to let him work
Junkies don't babble, make music.
He walked towards the mountain where the giant was, found a leather strap of a wagon, and put it in a satchel.
In the middle of the road, he found a large drum in an abandoned temple with a bat and carried it away.
In the afternoon he found a rake that the farmer had left behind, and he carried it again.
with all things... that have
He finally reached the pavilion where the giant was.
But when the giant went out to eat in the forest, a drug addict went in and the door was locked tightly.
Not long after, the giant returned.
Seeing the door closed completely, he shouted and asked.
“Who is in my house?”
"It's me," shouted the junkie.
"I'm not afraid of you, do you want to know how much bigger I am?"
The giant said he was curious
A drug junkie strapped the cart out and said, “Here, my hair.” The giant was shocked when he saw it.
what kind of animal is it
The hair is so big
So let's look at the head.
"I don't like people seeing my face," said the junkie, "but if you want to see the comb in front of me, I'll give it to you."
The junkie threw the rake out with a loud bang.
The giant saw it and began to fear.
“This comb is still this big.
How big will his head be?"
The drug junkie pulled out a stick and hit the drums loudly and said, “Hey!
Giant, can you hear me fart?"
this situation
The frightened giant ran away into the forest.
Head to the pavilion of the reserved address.
to the deepest fear
The giant climbed onto the rafters.
Of course, the drug lord caught up.
I didn't even reach the pavilion and saw where the giant was.
But he was tired and hungry, so he set out his bag, snatches some marijuana, and a set of torches, ready to smoke.
Realized that there was a bowl of rice, so I took it out.
elaborately placed at the pavilion
complete four pillars, each pair
This style, the children know.
Marijuana lovers love sweets. At the end of the ceremony, the drug addict starts putting marijuana in the bong and igniting it.
squeal
The giant was reluctant to look at it and saw that it was actually a small person.
But it is very powerful and can eat fire.
A drug junkie can suck up marijuana and get thirsty.
Continue the ceremony
Point your hand to the first pillar of the pavilion, pick up the rice tutu, go to the second pole, the third pole, and to the last pole... Junkie shouts loudly, “Khao Tu, I will eat you.”
In the story that my mother told
The giant accidentally named Khao Tu.
Hearing the junkie know his name, calling his name, he became even more shocked, jumping off the roof of the pavilion.
and then ran into the deep forest
Then the giant didn't dare to come and eat the people in that city again.
This story ends with a marijuana junkie who gets a big pile of money from the city lord and becomes a big millionaire.
There were people who were well-respected all over the city.
I heard from the story
There is no old man who hates marijuana so much...
Who is bothering you Anutin?
Bhumjaithai Party
Hold your hand and be kind to me... Marijuana, like everything in this world, has good sides and bad sides...it's up to you to choose.
kirin pralongchoeng
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